Wednesday, December 26, 2007

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Church members

members of the Church of Jesus Christ has a solemn obligation to proclaim the message of the restoration which includes the following:
1-Jesus is the Christ, the only Son of God .-
2-Joseph Smith His followers are true prophets of God.
3-The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the only true church of Christ on earth and it is the authority, teaching and ordinances
therefore true .- Saints are commanded to do the voice of warning to the inhabitants of the land regarding the punishment that will befall the unrepentant .-
The Saints have a responsibility to work in the vineyard:
-Preparing for a mission and accomplish it. -
-Help prepare and sustain them while someone else meets that requirement .-
-Be a living example of the gospel to all that relates to us .- Spencer W.
Kimball "has often been asked:" The missionary program is something that is imposed on the young? And the answer of course is NO. To each is given its own discretion. Is also the question: Should every young man on a mission? The answer the church is YES, and the Lord's answer is yes. Clarifying this, say: Surely, every male member of the church must fulfill a mission and must pay their tithing, attend meetings, keep your life clean and free of dirt in the world and make plans for a celestial marriage in the temple of the Lord ... .. "
Everyone has free will. You can steal or swear or get drunk, can become contaminated with pornographic material, you can waste your life in leisure, while fulfilling his duty, sexual sins, and even take the life of another. No compassion .... "
" The Lord also answered the question with this person, and that every man should take righteousness in his hands and faithfulness upon his loins, and proclaim with the voice of warning to the inhabitants of the earth, and declare both by word and by flight that desolation shall come upon the wicked (D & C 63 : 37). Do you pay attention, that says "every man" and all that this young man become? Of course, do not send young people covered in filth and sexual sin or otherwise. Certainly, such a person would have to be purified by deep repentance before he could be considered. So I repeat, every man of Latter-day Saint who is worthy and able to be a mission "(making plans for a full and satisfying life, "Ensign, September. 1974, p. 33-34) .-
"Never was there a couple of man, since God created the world, with more responsibility to warn this generation, to raise our voices long and loud, day and night while we have the opportunity to declare the word of God to this generation. We are expected to do so. This is our calling. This is our duty. Is our business " (Wilford Woodruff) .-
I emphasize that we as a people, we have a supreme mission, and call the world to repent and bring you closer to God .-
Our problem is to learn how to do something more just realize God and religion. Is to have God in our soul, for the love of God in our hearts. Feel like Christ think what they think, mean what you say, believe what he believes, and finally do what he does. We live the kind of life that Christ lives. President Heber J.
Grant once said: " I pity the man or woman who has ever experienced the sweet joy experienced by the missionary who proclaims the gospel of Jesus Christ, and brings souls sincerely to know the truth, and who hear the expressions of gratitude and gratitude that springs from the hearts of those who have been brought by his work to the understanding of life eternal
Have you ever felt you this joy? The missionary who has tasted the joy of bringing souls to Christ often reluctant to leave their field. Continuously, modern missionaries request an extension of his missionary service. This dedication continues to be an enigma to the world. Those who have tasted this joy know the reason as Alma and the four sons of Mosiah (Alma 25-29) .-

Sunday, November 11, 2007

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About Perich a quote that says:
"The Church's position is entirely consistent with respect to their beliefs: if you fucking fuck condom is pleasure and that is sin, and fuck without a condom if you catch AIDS; solution: do not fuck. "
And I found this gem:
http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/567/0/OESTP/ESPANA/IGLESIA/PRESERVATIVOS/
I decided to try to revive flagging my blog, wondering if it's time we return to the caves.
As I do not want to analyze the role of the church, and that's why we have a specialist in the field (DrGen), I limit myself to a number of points that fall from mature, only as a prologue to what I like, which is something about the history of the friend CONDOM:

The Catholic position is based on the idea that there is a natural order or law that is determined by God, and that opposing it is a sin. Condom use deprives sex of reproductive end (for the Church, its only natural order), and therefore unacceptable.
From a scientific standpoint, there are indisputable facts:
1) there is an AIDS pandemic caused by a virus;
2) AIDS is spread mainly by unprotected sex;
3) the number of people infected continues to rise;
4) the proper use of the liner is notoriously effective (over 99%) to prevent infection;
5) from experience it is unrealistic to expect young people (or adults) make use of rigorous abstinence or faithfulness to avoid infection.


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condemns condoms
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history:

-The oldest illustration of a condom was found in Egypt and dates from an age of 3000 years. Of course, difficult to ascertain through the artistic painting, the type of uses that gave the gadget, in terms of sex, ritual or both at once.

"Most historians agree that the Romans were the first to use as collateral their sexual health. These were made of sheep gut, and even with tissues of the soldiers defeated in battle. (Sexual cannibalism prophylactic)

"It would be centuries puntulmente until the sixteenth century, when an Italian designed the first condom medicated. It was a case made of linen and guts, which to avoid displacement of the "arena", he added a pink ribbon on the base. This luxury item was handmade to measure, and obviously, there was only restricted to buying power of the upper classes: lined in velvet, silk, was an object of privilege.
This gadget was tested by about 1100 tests, all conducted by its inventor: Fallopius Gabriel, who was someone who always wore horn face, but that was changed by that none of the study subjects due to syphilis, use.

"Until the invention of latex, guts dominated the manufacture of condoms.

-In the early seventeenth century, the Marquis de Sade, he used a strip of bacon around the erect penis for sodomizing chickens. (?)

"Later, they began using sheep's gut, tied with a rope, a model developed by Dr. Condom to the insatiable King Charles II of England, and also very popular model for the famous Casanova.
At that time, opened the first store in London specializing in condoms, with very exclusive clientele from the European upper class.
The less wealthy, they could also access these articles, of course second hand (but that if: Very well washed), stirring at the table of offerings.

"The modern version of condoms made of rubber dates back to 1921, when a worker had the bright idea of \u200b\u200bdipping your "tool" in a jug of vulcanized rubber. His name was Alfred Trojan, the Trojan founder of the company's "suits penises" world's largest.

"During the sexual revolution of the 60 'backing employment rose to second place due to the advent of the revolution of the pill and the spread of antibiotics to treat venereal diseases.

"However, the emergence of AIDS led to further promote the use of condoms to prevent infection.

"Yet, incredibly, there is opposition from certain sectors to use it, encouraged by the institution it claims to defend life and which, in fact, life is worthless.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

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TURNS ONE YEAR Kaleidoscopic



Already a year ago that this window is open to the world and never have been able to imagine the changes that my life suffered as a result of this decision that at first seemed a absolute triviality.

here 365 days ago I started writing my quarrel with the world situation, a whore for Bush and the Yankee domination system, convey doubt and spreading of the knowledge they gave me some readings too many people rejects (not to leave the quiet comfort that produces social anesthesia).

My interests, my way of thinking and being, my desire and my not wanting to upgrade transparented stayed here as a snapshot of myself.

But the wonder of a blog is ability to connect people with feelings and visions compatible, which in non-virtual life is tremendously difficult.

Kaleidoscopes came from me, but was treated as with life itself, weaving a web around behind me and without my will

He gave me a soul mate: Angel, my brother.

I logged into life with my dear friends: DrGen and Lizi (CEM), who had the luxury of knowing and sharing with them a wonderful project.

took me to meet friends who despite not even know them personally, (which is not eternally so) it's as if they were of a lifetime. I mean Her to Tololo, Ceci and Didio.

I crossed Facu , and with it opened a parallel world: The photography and Flickr friendships.

Kaleidoscopes put in my way: a wonderful storyteller and Mascaro, crazy cute as Old And that does not return The Old Ball 's genius Cilencio , the sweetness of Sole, the sharpness of Artemis, the Cortázar Avestriél hidden, magical eye Magnifier, humorous criticism of Pacman Articles peridísticos of my friend Hugo Rueda Chile and octopus tentacles literary Paz.

From here we also try to save the Cairo , in fact, saved! And as an additional effect of the crusade, I met estate blogs such as Claudia Bazán the hermeneutic and the Quique.

For all that you gave me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALEIDOSCOPES!!


time ago, Didio invited me to participate in a chain, and I think that is the right time to pay my debt, and pitch count a little history of this blog.

1) long have you been blogging?

And ... come talk to cuete since I started the post. Exactly a year ago.

do give me in my birthday?

2) How did you hear about the existence of blogs and encourage you to participate?

actually read blogs without really know the meaning of that word, until I dasasnó the Wikipedia.

one day looking for blogs with item 11 September 2001, I ran into uncompromising, Angel's blog, and I just had to comment first. was he who insisted that he should have my own blog, which seemed impossible for my computer no knowledge at that time.

worth having, I started on my own to test, trial and error wave as writing a draft.

One day, I get an email from my friend, very angry, saying:

- Why do not you tell me you had a blog?

- Because really, I have not.

- Ahhhh, no?? And how I get on Tecnorati you have me link?

- Ahem .... What do I know? Just tried. But I can not look back. I lost in the nothingness of the internet ...

- OK: Enter friend. His address is http:/smacario.blogspot.com

- Glup! So you can see it either?? caught me on the web!

3) 5 blogs to read daily:

re Well ... this is easy:

The World as I see it

Unofficial Autobiography

The mutant Blog Didio (living changing name, domain, appearance and theme, so I can not faith having holed out with the link)

uncompromising (albeit rather given up lately because Angel started another career)

Mass Culture, which is updated daily.

4) anonymous're a blog reader?

Uh, yeah! Of many.

I love reading Razón Atea, although I do not feel able to participate in debates of this altitude.

Another blog that I love, is Bestiaria but is too well without my comments. I like people to get bigger.

5) Which bloggers would spend three a night of sexual madness?

Uh! How difficult. Especially when any group leaves me in the corner.

guess the coin throwing solved the dilemma, no? ;)

Carax Who did this survey ????? La Cicciolina?

6) Which bloggers would you go five drunk?

Sponsored this block Jack Daniels, a friend of my archenemy Georgie Bush??

Let's see ... I think to get drunk, I would choose the Old does not return the ball and the Elder, to make me laugh with his jokes. In Her Tololo for the same, but with the extra power make ice cubes. A Ceci, because Share the Siam Tololo and Gen, for us to prepare the coffee for a hangover ashes.

7) you fall in love once a blogger?

Lanata The fat has a blog. Ergo YES! love is a big and strong steps.

8) you satisfied with your blog?

Yes! Though I wish that the muses are not such long holidays.

9) Choose other victims to continue the chain.

Now this is hard! I think will choose to continue the chain with missing links, but I'm going to play:

Angel.

Sole.

La Vieja.

El Viejo.

Cilencio

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

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STREET THAT NEVER CILENCIO! GOODBYE TO BLACK



Internet is often a mine of surprises (and not them story for a girl like me, caught in circumstances that make me see the world almost exclusively from this window.)
In this case, found by this means a person who I admire and always admired, from the Billiken, little glasses, newspaper and magazine Popular Humor and Sex Humor.
Me Cilencio mean (Eugenio Cilento), the brilliant cartoonist, that of the giant hats and ridiculous that we saw on the back cover in full color of Humor, the father of Alexis and Bala Perdida.


I contacted him through Yahoo Answers, and there I discovered that true geniuses are endowed with incredible humility and not get up on a pedestal to look the other from above, which is very clear to read this definition makes of himself:

"I am first and foremost humorist, for philosophical vocation, and why not do another damn thing to draw and write, especially humor, than do radio, when I left. Also unfortunately for many naive, taught drawing at the Museum of Caricature Severo Vaccaro and the Casa de la Cultura de Ramos Mejía and private schools. "


In Yahoo, is very Socratiano style, asking the Religion and Spirituality section with feigned naivety things that seem to fall from mature, but actually are not. Wake up all kinds of reactions from participants, from the typical "leftovers" of fake punditry, through the downgrading of faithful fans, insult those who do not know anything about anything, and admiration of others among whom I count myself.
few days ago, after mutual visitors to our blogs, I asked an image for linking your blog from mine, and sent me these beauties with super warm words that made me drop tears:




always wanted to know why of those crazy hats, and here is the explanation that I stole your blog http://cilencionosecalla.blogspot.com/ :

HATS ON THE BIG DRAW TO LAND., I was accused, Impunity, OF are phallic. AND MAY BE, BUT IS NOT TESTED, FOR THAT I KNOW, CAN NOT BE TAKEN OR HETEROSEXUAL HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH A HAT, BY MORE LONG AND BE YOUR CUP phallic. Too thick., WILL be tempting, seductive, BUT ARE virginal. THE REAL REASON FOR ME TO DRAW THOSE HUGE HATS, WHO CAME TO UNITE TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WITH ONE CUP IS JUST BECAUSE THOSE WITH GREAT HATS, try to imitate the Galleys of the aristocrats, such as those typically USE THE ENGLISH, INCLUDING REAL PROPERTIES AND THEIR MILITARY UNIFORMS POMPOSO full of medals, even dumb things, LIKE TO GO TO RACECOURSE WHERE ARE AT DERBY. AND OF COURSE ME C. .. THE LAUGHTER OF THEM AND THEIR VANITY. When I saw the Princess ARGENTINA, THE MAXIMUM RATE YOUR UMBRELLA HATS, CAUSED ME LAUGH A LOT, ANYTHING YOU THANK, because laughter is healthy. Anything that would claim, is to demonstrate the desperate effort of the powerful classes, that made of this beautiful planet, the only one with life across the Galaxy, Milky Way, AND MAYBE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TO AN ANIMAL WASTE, SUPESTO PLANT AND WE, THE PEOPLE, TO MAKE BELIEVE THAT WITH A WAREHOUSE OR A GREAT HAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE OTHER. Of course, I must admit, those hats are awesome, and of course I DO ASSUME THAT YOU USE TO COVER IN THE HEAD, JUST HAVE A LOT OF M. ..
CILENCIO



A little more than Cilencio:

His favorite character: : Donald admired a child because it was flawed and human. Abner and then Chiquito Mafalda, for the same reasons.

favorite word: Love, which is synonymous with intelligence, if they are together.

hated word: Military, which is synonymous with stupidity. Wars never served at all, because the death of an honest and good man just can not justify ever any good.

Favorite color: Red blue vertical bands. I'm a fan of San Lorenzo de Almagro.

Hated Color: The gray color of the prisons and cities full of smog.

Another profession would have liked:
I'd like to be a doctor. Profession

hate to have: Military priest of any religion. Profession

wanted as a kid:
a kid wanted to be smart and failed.

still unrealized dream: Many live in a country to progress, to work only in color, etc..


Teacher: Do not take this as cholulaje. It's simple respect and admiration for you. I applaud without Cilencios
. A big kiss for you. I have

Thursday, July 19, 2007

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Fontanarrosa. A BIG.


a huge hole in his chest. Today at 62 years young, Black Fontanarrosa left us. I can not type nearly
. Tears fill my eyes and I can not do it without looking.
This is not a post. It's just a gasp of pain to the premature departure of someone who had a lot of thread on the reel.
The Black was a truly talented and a good person. Toilet

Pereyra was orphaned and we will miss him a lot, who like me on Sunday we began to read the Clarin for the last page of the magazine will be heartbroken.

Nobody made me laugh with his comments as the inconceivably sharp, his puns, and approach things.

Boogie, toilet Pereyra, Mendieta Eulogia and receive my respect and congratulations for the father who had, I think even the parrots, Nebuchadnezzar and nephew (afeminau) who ate vegetable patties are so sad and heartbroken as I am. Black

, wherever you're gone I have no doubt that you will be laughing with you.

So long friend and thanks for so many good times you have given me.
That leaves the immortal legacy of your work, that without rhetoric on my part to the pain of the moment, leave it to this, he sang in Creole Sauce Pinti:


years pass, governments spend
,
radicals and Peronist
spend summers
spend winters are
artists.

pass crises and wars go,
spends tabloid
prohibitions,
blacklists,
are artists.

patrons spend, spend
censors pass
hypocrites and moralists,
worse times and better times are
artists.

pass the beauty and youth
pessimists and optimists spend
pests,
passes health
are artists.

it not for Homer and the Parthenon,
who know something of Greece and its civilization.
Rome remains Rome while Nero burned it,
no censorship that can beat the Decameron.
Hitler occupied Paris and many people shaking
but could not make the Gioconda cry.
The source of Lola Mora is so brazen nor
and Franco got the Maja gourd.
So do not fear the passions
or old age nor the psychoanalysts
or failures or frustrations
because I am an artist.

really do not know if good or bad
more or much less than
comedian who has received praise and a stick
as any artist.
coming
And you give me more strength
no phantom that we resist
or crisis
twist our way while you take care of their artists. Black wanted

Adios! You do not have an idea of \u200b\u200bhow much we will miss you. THE BATISTA

Florian:






Saturday, June 30, 2007

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KNOW HOW TO START TO BE OLD


confess that this question is troubling me a lot.
I honestly do not feel old at all. I keep doing the same crap I did when I was twenty-something, I'm still wearing the same haircut from four or five years and to retain pilchas I used before I was twenty, in case they come back into fashion.
However, on reflection, some incipient signs of aging begin to assail me. When I do fall from the palm youth are bystanders (those who do not give them the smallest of the trusts to be torn in this way) I find particularly annoying. Tucked
leg or others, and reconsidering, I made a list for the purpose of recognizing some key milestones that mark the passage to the verge of decay, that I hesitate to call AGING.
Here are some examples, and already, the house invites you to add occurrences in this regard.

BEGIN TO BE OLD WHEN:

1) When buying a lipstick, the seller will end fitting a wrinkle cream.

2) When ordering a carefree package instead offer you an adult diaper.

3) Your child gives you a knot in the skin that sags around his neck.

4) The slide in the street does not hurt the newsprint but hip fracture.

5) The photoshop makes you indispensable.

6) You think to get in alone and lonely.

7) We offer life insurance.

8) I only stop on the road to ask the time.

9) You confused with the grandmother of your children.

10) You mistake for your friend's mother a few years younger.

11) "Lady of the Four Decades" Arjona you start to seem worthy of the Grammy.

12) Menstruation makes you happy because it came not by NO might be pregnant.

13) began to insist that what matters is what is inside.

14) The butcher stop beware the best cuts.

15) The ophthalmologist decision: Presbyopia gradually.

16) You shake the documentary more than the erotic films.

17) get interested in the cachet of Plastic Surgeons.

18) The purpose of your savings is not for pilchas or trips, but for the botox.

19) The cell you find an item ultra-sophisticated technology.

20) Instead of offering "favors" will offer seating.

21) It is most likely a close encounter of the third type that a sexual encounter with any type.

22) Al laugh with Mork and Mindy, the boys are calling psychiatric emergencies.

23) The problem is not coughing and colds, but you miss the piss.

24) The music you love dies at 80 '.

25) Richard Gere has yet to say PAPIIIIITO!

26) The Mickey Mouse T-shirts horrible you start to be nice, if only to walk homely.

27) Someone proposed I met a week to live together to enjoy "the little time left" (and over, you say yes).

28) When trying to prove a duds that you love, the vendor says, "Lady, wearing as you are in the hanger next door."

29) Do not go out to walk NOT because they do not like, but mortal pain of bunions.

30) Your boobs confirm the veracity of the theory of gravity.

31) You are more interested in saving whales than saving a relationship.

32) As concerns sadomasochistic relationships, rather than fetter to bed, I placed a hood.

33) The sense of having candles not to spend a romantic evening, but deodorizing.


THEY BEGIN TO BE OLD WHEN:

1) consume more Viagra than aspirin.

2) The number of Schwanek is under the refrigerator magnet.

3) They leave hair grow longer than one side to cross to the other with the help of hair gel, to "hide" the bare.

4) begin to consider purchasing a barbecue on the Internet.

5) In a street fight, do not beat them, NO respect for the privileged but physical age.

6) No wet shoes in a public restroom is a real dilemma.

7) The purpose of the meeting former classmates are not the anniversaries but wakes.

8) At the same time realize that their co-displays age are made shit.

9) They get excited to attract the attention of the Pendex (although they only look at the car).

Saturday, June 23, 2007

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LAST NIGHT IN MY SKIN. PLANET


Lying in my bed, do not do anything but think of you. Memories of last night
not leave me alone. My thinking there fixed, arrested, still. Just last night. Nothing else exists.
I invade shameful desires. Take you, squeeze you tightly in my hands, without control, without space for calm.
I can not forget the tracks you sow in my skin, sometimes soft, sometimes stabbing. And those tracks today I hurt.
You came out of nowhere, and disappeared into nothingness itself.
all happened last night in this bed, now empty of your presence.
're near me shamelessly. You used my body as you wish. Every square inch of my bare skin takes your unmistakable imprint.
Biting my body without reserve nor scruples.
My privacy was also yours.
exhausted and fell asleep exhausted, with the hope of finding in light of the new day.
were not there. I did not find. You left without me
chances or explanations.
return is tonight, and I imagine my pleasure forward uncontrollably. I abalanzaré on you like a lioness, and I feel the blood apretujaré until you took my body. Only then I can go back to sleep.
Tonight is my night.

And your last fucking mosquito misplaced.
seems impossible! Thus screwing with this cold weather!


HERE LIES THE TEST ... STAMPED BODY AND ABOVE, WHO WENT impunity without paying me DAMAGES.
AGREDIDA POR MOSQUITO EN PLENO INVIERNO

Saturday, June 9, 2007

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After a heated debate among members of the G8 summit was reached an "agreement" on the environment, but has not really convinced either to themselves, whereas what can be read below:

French President Nicolas Sarkozy threatened U.S. George W. Bush, soon to leave the above meeting.
The British Prime Minister Tony Blair, tried repeatedly to convince Bush to sign a commitment to re-join the climate protection agreement of the United Nations (UN) and to accept specific targets to curb global warming, to what George Little said

"Not under any circumstances accept the imposition of targets. I do not care if this is wrong and also refused to accept any goal that is not also imposed on China ".


The world's most industrialized countries integrated into the G8 - Germany, France, Britain, Italy, Japan, United States, Canada and Russia on Thursday issued a statement that announced a compromise to protect the planet, that "consider" reduced by 50 percent greenhouse gas emissions by 2050.

According to the secret record achieved at the end of session, Bush proposed changing "consider" to "seriously consider". contribution
Don Bright Bush! A round of applause !!!!!

http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2007/06/09/internacional/1181414988.html


Language Expert:

"As part of the evaluation Contributions to the downsizing of ongoing projects, we will focus our analysis on three key issues: the first, second and third.
As is clear from the experience of developing countries which have implemented some measures that have been subject to consultation, the first issue has many points of contact with the third, and again and again appear intrinsically linked the second, so it can be said that the three issues are closely interlinked.
The first ... "




Monday, June 4, 2007

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DISPOSABLE CELL gang of subtracted GEESE A STUDENT




Rozati

Sam, a young student of final year of law, ignores the legal framework in which aggression is part of which was the victim, four geese not only beaten but also stole his cell phone.

birds concentrated their attacks on the phone wielded by Rozati, who after several bites could do but surrender and release. That was when one of the geese took him in her beak and ran away.

"Nobody ever had assaulted me, but I've been hit by a goose," said disappointed Rozati, adding he will continue the "long road" to his house for no more encounter with their attackers.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

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SICKO COUNTRY: WATCH YOUR ASS!!


United States, is presented to the world as a beacon of democracy and freedom, virtue, innocence and honesty. However, from the fact that there is a long way, and if anything is clear the U.S. is their disgusting double standards and double talk.
The country has become the standard bearer the fight against terrorism, state sponsored terrorism in other nations. (And herself ... why deny it?)
While invade countries under the pretext of overthrowing the dictator, protects other murderous dictators as long as dollars or oil injected into its economy and finance. Search
recklessly and without breathing the same weapons of mass destruction that was previously in charge of psychopaths provide any kind, regardless of the application to go to them.
mouth is filled with words such as democracy, freedom or human rights, while in Guantanamo or Abu Ghraib prisoners rotting in illegally without trial or conviction, and in many practice of states nothing democratic or human death penalty.
The land of the great democracy, also has its thought police, and patriotic censorship has reached unimaginable limits.

Occasionally, there is a another public figure who leaves the cave and tries to show his countrymen the reality of which are completely unrelated.
Undoubtedly, the Yankee icon of resistance from the same kidney of the rule is the picturesque Michael Moore , a figure who was popular and won the sympathy of all in the world through his grueling minidiscurso from the podium delivery the Oscars, a few days into the invasion the people of Iraq. This alignment
chubby-looking owner verduleril impreionantes intelligence and mischief, has become an annoying plantar callus to the American establishment, memorable beatings inflicted Bush and his followers through his literary output, as well as through his documentary Fahrenheit 9 / 11 (based on research by Thierry Mayssa in La Terrible Lie), which nearly cost the reelection Fuckin 'Bush.
The ineffable Michael returns to the ultra-heavy load ammunition with his new film Sicko , where the target is the health highly inefficient system of the country most advanced in the world , which are outside cover system is nothing more and nothing less than 45,000,000 citizens.

Appealing to his brilliant tactics of attacking where it hurts to a system based on hypocrisy, Moore led 11 members of the forces on September 11, collaborated in the work to clear debris and rescue zone 0, nothing nothing less than the island of Cuba so that there will heal the psychological and physical consequences of what they lived, and his country (capo tutti capi of the first world) was not able to give them.

This, for the Department of the Treasury of the United States, it is simply breaking the lock (criminal) they impose (and forcing other nations to impose) to Cuba since 1962 despite repeated UN votes in favor to lift this measure and inhuman fascist, and of course Michael will be heavily fined in the best.

Of course, the fat has addressed personally to make a good backup copy of the document, outside the boundaries of the north country as democratic, and certainly this has been achieved with the huge advertising revenues for free at your SICKO , to compete in this month's Cannes festival, and already looking forward to in theaters yankys for the month of June.

"When the world a true genius appears, you can identificársele
by this sign: all conjure fools against him "Jonathan Swift


To read more:
Cuban municipality maintains four years without mortality

Mortality among U.S. black children are like Libya

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

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LOVE IS STRONGER ... (The reason)

A Sudanese was discovered in the act with a neighbor's animal. The authorities decided that, to avoid prison, should get married. The owner of the goat family is happy because she can be "with love"

A Sudanese, known as "Mr. Tombe", was caught by police while having sex with a goat in the barn of a neighbor. Authorities said she should marry to avoid going to jail.

The unusual incident happened in the last hours, when the family Alifi resting at home. About midnight he heard strange noises from the barn. The inhabitants rushed to surprise the potential armed robber and, on entering, they found a naked man emerging behind the goat.

"What are you doing here?" Asked the father of the family Alifi a neighbor named Tombe, after recognition. There it was arrested and brought before the Neighborhood Council, who decided as "Solomonic" to resolve the sexual conflict.

Tombe had used the goat as his wife, therefore, was to marry her and pay a high financial compensation to the owner of "noble" animal. Otherwise their fate would be in jail.

of the evidence presented in the Neighborhood Council, Tombé finally accepted the proposal and had to marry the goat.

The farmer, in a tone of resignation, said: "We had to release the best goat we had, but we are happy that at last she can be with his love."

Sunday, April 22, 2007

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Brave New World? LETTER TO NEIGHBORS

The confusing jargon. Humongous numbers are released to distract attention from what matters, and concentrate on the banality of a speech. Here's an example:

Twelve million children under 5 die each year from diarrhea, anemia and other diseases related to hunger. UNICEF proposes that the fight against this scourge of hunger becomes a priority, and it uses this argument:
"the deficiencies of vitamins and minerals in food cost some countries the equivalent of more than 5% of gross national product in lost lives, disability and reduced productivity. "

The frightening reality of the world, but our minds are not capable of recording the seriousness of the facts, they play hide and seek in the mouths of those who utter these huge figures full of zeros.
But things can be simplified and understood in all its magnitude, when extrapolating the data to a reduced scale.
This is a video that shows how the real world would be if it were a village of 100 people.
A figure in particular moved me: 6 people have in their hands 59% of wealth.
Watch and comment.



Tuesday, April 17, 2007

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Neighbors, like relatives, we can not choose. We can only sigh and stoically put up with.

They are of all types, mobs, noisy, annoying, hoses, top, bottom, side, in front of current, past and future.

An anecdote that occurred in yesterday, I moved to write something about them. Of course, are invited to bear witness to your neighbors.

Here is my small contribution:

detective's neighbor: the one who knows better than self your entry and exit times, the names of your friends, clothes you wore on Tuesday January 30 at 18 pm, the date of your last period, preferred brands, your phone conversations and all your appointments. It will call for it to all sorts of gadgets, whether the spying with binoculars, home audio amplifiers, such as glass or tin can on the party, a periscope in your toilet or thorough inspection of your trash. From time to time is discovered in the act, when in their quest to make intelligence, scattered falls in your backyard clinging to a branch of your Ficus benjamina, or see your wig on your clothesline.

The neighbor restrained : Kind and caring, always ready to solve the problems in the neighborhood. Has knowledge of plumbing, carpentry and armed pelopincho pools. You can always count on his cunning when an chaos at home. Many times their excessive kindness will generate problems, for example when you want to dodge a collector that has caught the ring. The polite, always attentive, who will provide your phone number right away the guy who decided to ignore and RINGGGG ... ... .. Surprise !!!!! Madam, I am here on your doorstep. Luckily we found a neighbor, because I was ...

The neighbor inappropriate : Always be sugar-free Sunday at 7 am, you will need a hammer while you are cooking a fried egg, or will ask you to lend your ear just in the only time you're out of the kids and you decide to have a time wild sex after two years of complete abstinence.

The neighbor musician: A must in a neighborhood that boasts of such. Plays all the instruments known and unknown, not knowing absolutely nothing of good taste and decency. Like all bohemian social life begins to late at night, which of course is meeting with other musicians, precisely home next to yours.

The witch broom : A perfect copy of the mythical character guy eight. His head is permanently capped by a swarm of rollers or a fearful chiffon scarf from the 50. Their main entertainment is to sweep your sidewalk feathering in a polka-dot robe, while passing bell makes the neighbor detective. Witch broom, is dedicated to scientific research of all the dog turd lying on the sidewalk, having reached possess vast knowledge of the subject through the organoleptic properties of the objects of their study. The witch knows that Don passed by strange, because the last specimen found corresponds to Dog Tail. It also has soul Yiya Lucrezia Borgia or Murano. In his spare time, prepare remaining sauce caracú rodenticides, ant, K Otrina and other culinary delights for unsuspecting doggies planting on sidewalks in the neighborhood.

The neighbor as people . Is the most difficult to find. A needle in a haystack.

The neighbor entarugado : Grandpa is a typical family who bolted to a chair on the sidewalk left to its own fate. Most commonly, the poor are bearing a rampant atherosclerosis, making it an excellent psychologist. Neurotic neighbors save a lot of money telling the subject over and over again the same problem , which is called CATHARSIS . Grandpa will listen with the same attention as the first which makes treatment more effective.



Ultima Witch Broom:

Yesterday afternoon, while attending to a man at the door of my home, my dog \u200b\u200bBerta came to my village shepherd . The witch next door, was as acostubra in action research and sweeper. Realizing the presence of my dog \u200b\u200bin my village, began to utter unprintable insults and "invading" my hand out brooms against the Berta. It was then that I decided to intervene saying that the dog was not doing anything, that I was a witness and what all this aggression come free. It was at that time that the witch was furious directing vulgar epithets at me, to the perplexed look from the man who chatted with me. Performing this as a gentleman, tried to reason with the "lady" obtaining an accurate broom in his temple accompanied by the remains of dogs outside Berta detritus.

A joke to end:

were two neighbors and says to another: Oh
neighbor, I am very sorry that my chicken has broken your garden.
Do not worry, says the other, because my dog \u200b\u200bjust eat your chicken. Less
wrong, says the first, because my car has just killed his dog.



Monday, April 2, 2007

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LIGHT, CAMERA, MALVINAS!! SAVE


CONCLUSIONS:

-nefarious military junta! that sought to legitimize their criminal and decadent government with a supposed victory in the Falklands.

-nefarious witch Thatcher, who used to legitimize the war in power since been losing popularity points with a strike that paralyzed the country.

-harmful
the Yankees, who turned away from the TIAR, which themselves were designed to that if attacked the USSR, all Americans join us in a hypothetical war. They fucked up in the treaty (sorry, can not find another appropriate term) and saw their ancestral cashing allies.

-Nefasto

about the Pinochet government also genocidal, with intelligence, surveillance and transporting troops and supplies to the British. Glorious

-performance fighters and support that people gave, which could, to the heroes who were sent to certain death and now are forgotten and abused! They are pristine!
The Malvinas are at the heart of every Argentine.

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then part of the interview with Leopoldo Fortunato Galtieri, de facto president during the Falklands War, conducted by Italian journalist Oriana Fallaci and published in Cambio 16, which prefer to call BEATEN.


Leopoldo Galtieri ... Things have changed since the Second World War empires have fallen and the mentality of people has changed both individual and national sense. In other words, it was found freedom. But there are still remnants of that empire and imperialist behavior, traces of colonialism. All which is unacceptable in a civilized era like ours. Would have to rebel.

Oriana Fallaci: holy words, Mr. President, but they sound a little strange to hear them uttered by you, the representative of a regime that does not know what to do with freedom and it kills. Theirs is a dictatorship, Mr. President, do not forget.

Leopoldo Galtieri: I would not call it dictatorship. Here people speak more than a democratic regime. The regime is not democratic, I agree. But it is hard even in other countries defined as democratic. (...) Oriana Fallaci

: If you think so, not like belonging to a country most beloved, most respected, where there is a democracy and people think, speak, live without being killed by any captain Astiz?

Leopoldo Galtieri: Democracy is the highest aspiration of the President Galtieri, his family and most of the Argentines. In fact, democratic life will be restored soon in Argentina: The law on political parties has already been enacted by the government and will be released next month. Be the first step to normal and at that time, the Forces Armed shall not put more the role played today. At least I hope so. (sic) .

Oriana Fallaci: Yes, but what is done to establish, almost inventing a democracy after thousands of opponents have been massacred, that is, after the country has been deprived of so many young lives and so many fresh minds? And if you really so fond of democracy, why is saying that the polls are well stored in the basement?

Leopoldo Galtieri: Because they are! to be used again. If you do not have burned, right? But let me answer about the young minds of those who are deprived the country ... They were not representing the opposition wanted the power and point! Just wanted to reach with the methods that you detest.

Oriana Fallaci: why does one of the heads of those murderers as post commander of Georgia? I speak, so for instance, the infamous Captain Astiz is now the victim because the English have a prisoner.

Leopoldo Galtieri: Captain Astiz belongs to the navy as 500 other officers who hold their rank and responsibility. Because of his rank and that responsibility was found at the outpost in Georgia when we recover the islands. The charges against him should be tested, lady journalist, and as a good Democrat you should know that an indictment is not no good without proof with testimonials and facts (...).

Oriana Fallaci: Mr. President, in terms of books I read, even too much of this shame. And you can not compare with the missing soldiers who die in war. A missing person is a person who is arrested or kidnapped by a paramilitary group because they think like you, paramilitary groups that you invented and now control more and are then taken to the military police tortured to death and buried without his name on any grave or perhaps thrown into the sea or the River Plate. And the rest are crap, excuse the brutality.

Leopoldo Galtieri: But enough of the past Ms. Fallaci, let us turn instead of the future.

Oriana Fallaci: Well ... the future me looks pretty dark for you, Mr. Chairman. Many people say that because of this war you will not continue as president and that his days are numbered.


Photo: Facundo Fernandez





Friday, March 30, 2007

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CAIRO.

Facundo Thanks for the photo!
Friends: Here
update the developments that have emerged in recent days on the campaign "Save the Cairo." People
Alternative Rosario, has been contacting personalities in the field of cinema and the arts.
transcribe here the mails of support they have received, and I can play at this time.
There are many more, but have yet to give consent to their publication.

Eliseo Subiela :

Thanks for letting me add my testimony to that of so many sentient beings of Rosario.

If they close the cinema in Cairo, the ghosts of movies sleeping in the corners of the room, pursued by the rest of his days at all insensitive officials to allow Rosario to lose part of their cultural history.
Some of these ghosts are in my films, so I'll talk to them to be relentlessly annoying and tenacious, until we get together, ghosts, artists, neighbors and good people in general, saving a space in class, or first instance, belongs to a city whose cultural justifiable pride, space is built exactly like the mythical Cine El Cairo. Elisha
Subiela, filmmaker.

MARIO PIAZZA

As to Cine El Cairo, I think that is a feature of the city's identity that the city should care about preserving it. A city like Rosario, whose profile is based significantly on the cultural side, it should not be able to afford to lose is his last Traditional theater room activity and a jewel of its architectural heritage. No excuses, the National Institute of Cinema and Audiovisual Arts should be included in his program "INCAA Spaces", especially when the Rosary, with its important cultural activity in general and audio in particular, still has no room in this category.
and save not only the architectural and cultural heritage that is living but is open to the possibility Rosario spectators to see some of the many Argentine and Latin American films today do not arrive in theaters in our city, while that would open a space for the dissemination of the work of local filmmakers.
Thanks for the opportunity to say this.
Mario Piazza. Rosario. Argentina. CARLOS

COCA:


It was the last train and the station is deserted.
Drunks say goodbye and leave to different destinations.
the loving look at the time to act bitter, he will not come.
A star in the sky off forever.
The fisherman gathers her things and pedaling away.
The school yard is empty, there is not a single kid.
dancer hangs their shoes and massage the feet undone.
The hotel, resigned, put out a neon sign.
The lovers, soulless, given the sad final kiss.
The suicide puts his signature farewell note.
The drummer gives a left reverberating cymbals. Look
pianist who fell asleep over his instrument.
vase water dried up and the rose dies. Someone
off a fag, leave some money and leaves the bar.
Weeds invade the abandoned house.
The fire goes into the camp.
A gust blows and carried the ashes.

have closed the last film. THE CAIRO


29/03/2007
Carlos Coca

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Definitions

cinema storytelling with pictures and movies sonidos.También call the place where we will see those work.
Now we can watch movies at home, on a bus, in the dentist's waiting room, but how do you call this? View a video, watch a DVD, watch a movie, but not see movies. Film
see in the movies. HUGO


GROSSO

"If the wind of a century has been with the palm trees that stand beside
your screen, than the ambition of man that can to the place where they are still possible
Dreams. " TITO GOMEZ



That we leave something ...

We already threw out the old wall of Junin, we closed all theaters in neighborhoods to turn into parking lots, Temple of Faith or branches of banks, and now that a week non-stop rains do not know how strange and how are you the evenings for some years in theaters in my neighborhood the American or Astoria or Chupines evenings in the old Sol de Mayo. Let me at least this reminds me of both those movies that are no longer. The last of the theaters / cinemas, multiplexes without shoping or nothing strange about, only that I cine.No simply confuse the voices of the film I'm seeing in the next room or hear noises bowling slot machines or electronic or youth running through the halls to buy 1 kg. of Pororo and 1 lt. Coca. Is Finally we have left in this city. To continue to enjoy all you can of the "tapes" that pass Cairo.


sad news but what should add daily?
filmmaker I graduated in 1985 from the Institute of Cinematographic Art de Avellaneda, from well before that date and until today I saw these giants falling dreams, these factories imagination and culture. First it was the mall's multiplex cinema and popcorn, then the internal divisions within rooms poor acoustics of the few to the debacle sobrivivieron Menem and finally: the demolition, real estate, the new star of marketing.
live in Lanus, a suburb south of Gran Buenos Aires, where the old Palace Cinema became a huge bingo and luxurious movie theater Opera an evangelical church. Previously, Sarmiento, the National or the Splendid had become commercial or seedy garages. Rex only survived, strong as Tyrannosaurus, noble and upright, but with the sadness of knowing endangered. And so, only clandestine notice usher old friend who knew how to keep these magical posters adorning doors, alerted me ... but no "representative of the people" took the responsibility to preserve our history, that space that transited our shoes worn small, collecting the coins for the tram and the entrance, then fled to our engagements, and later played host to our families. And, like the ones Olimareños say: "The progress of the fatal spike" did the rest.
I do not know what help they can give you my word, I hope, at least not alone in knowing the company. That unity in the struggle and achieve solidarity to save the giant. A warm embrace
Rubén Sacchi
Co-director
Lilith Magazine









also adhere:


Jorge Ginzburg.

Leo Masliah.

Pino Solanas. Hookah

Max.

Daniel Burman. Juan Pablo Zaramella

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Fernando Spiner.

Gustavo Postiglione.

Lorena Bassani. (Clarín.com) Raúl Perrone

Lita Stantic

FESAALP: Festival of Audiovisual Arts of La Plata




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