Sunday, April 22, 2007

What Does A Turquoise Bracelet Mean?

Brave New World? LETTER TO NEIGHBORS

The confusing jargon. Humongous numbers are released to distract attention from what matters, and concentrate on the banality of a speech. Here's an example:

Twelve million children under 5 die each year from diarrhea, anemia and other diseases related to hunger. UNICEF proposes that the fight against this scourge of hunger becomes a priority, and it uses this argument:
"the deficiencies of vitamins and minerals in food cost some countries the equivalent of more than 5% of gross national product in lost lives, disability and reduced productivity. "

The frightening reality of the world, but our minds are not capable of recording the seriousness of the facts, they play hide and seek in the mouths of those who utter these huge figures full of zeros.
But things can be simplified and understood in all its magnitude, when extrapolating the data to a reduced scale.
This is a video that shows how the real world would be if it were a village of 100 people.
A figure in particular moved me: 6 people have in their hands 59% of wealth.
Watch and comment.



Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Christina Aguilera Boobs 2010





Neighbors, like relatives, we can not choose. We can only sigh and stoically put up with.

They are of all types, mobs, noisy, annoying, hoses, top, bottom, side, in front of current, past and future.

An anecdote that occurred in yesterday, I moved to write something about them. Of course, are invited to bear witness to your neighbors.

Here is my small contribution:

detective's neighbor: the one who knows better than self your entry and exit times, the names of your friends, clothes you wore on Tuesday January 30 at 18 pm, the date of your last period, preferred brands, your phone conversations and all your appointments. It will call for it to all sorts of gadgets, whether the spying with binoculars, home audio amplifiers, such as glass or tin can on the party, a periscope in your toilet or thorough inspection of your trash. From time to time is discovered in the act, when in their quest to make intelligence, scattered falls in your backyard clinging to a branch of your Ficus benjamina, or see your wig on your clothesline.

The neighbor restrained : Kind and caring, always ready to solve the problems in the neighborhood. Has knowledge of plumbing, carpentry and armed pelopincho pools. You can always count on his cunning when an chaos at home. Many times their excessive kindness will generate problems, for example when you want to dodge a collector that has caught the ring. The polite, always attentive, who will provide your phone number right away the guy who decided to ignore and RINGGGG ... ... .. Surprise !!!!! Madam, I am here on your doorstep. Luckily we found a neighbor, because I was ...

The neighbor inappropriate : Always be sugar-free Sunday at 7 am, you will need a hammer while you are cooking a fried egg, or will ask you to lend your ear just in the only time you're out of the kids and you decide to have a time wild sex after two years of complete abstinence.

The neighbor musician: A must in a neighborhood that boasts of such. Plays all the instruments known and unknown, not knowing absolutely nothing of good taste and decency. Like all bohemian social life begins to late at night, which of course is meeting with other musicians, precisely home next to yours.

The witch broom : A perfect copy of the mythical character guy eight. His head is permanently capped by a swarm of rollers or a fearful chiffon scarf from the 50. Their main entertainment is to sweep your sidewalk feathering in a polka-dot robe, while passing bell makes the neighbor detective. Witch broom, is dedicated to scientific research of all the dog turd lying on the sidewalk, having reached possess vast knowledge of the subject through the organoleptic properties of the objects of their study. The witch knows that Don passed by strange, because the last specimen found corresponds to Dog Tail. It also has soul Yiya Lucrezia Borgia or Murano. In his spare time, prepare remaining sauce caracú rodenticides, ant, K Otrina and other culinary delights for unsuspecting doggies planting on sidewalks in the neighborhood.

The neighbor as people . Is the most difficult to find. A needle in a haystack.

The neighbor entarugado : Grandpa is a typical family who bolted to a chair on the sidewalk left to its own fate. Most commonly, the poor are bearing a rampant atherosclerosis, making it an excellent psychologist. Neurotic neighbors save a lot of money telling the subject over and over again the same problem , which is called CATHARSIS . Grandpa will listen with the same attention as the first which makes treatment more effective.



Ultima Witch Broom:

Yesterday afternoon, while attending to a man at the door of my home, my dog \u200b\u200bBerta came to my village shepherd . The witch next door, was as acostubra in action research and sweeper. Realizing the presence of my dog \u200b\u200bin my village, began to utter unprintable insults and "invading" my hand out brooms against the Berta. It was then that I decided to intervene saying that the dog was not doing anything, that I was a witness and what all this aggression come free. It was at that time that the witch was furious directing vulgar epithets at me, to the perplexed look from the man who chatted with me. Performing this as a gentleman, tried to reason with the "lady" obtaining an accurate broom in his temple accompanied by the remains of dogs outside Berta detritus.

A joke to end:

were two neighbors and says to another: Oh
neighbor, I am very sorry that my chicken has broken your garden.
Do not worry, says the other, because my dog \u200b\u200bjust eat your chicken. Less
wrong, says the first, because my car has just killed his dog.



Monday, April 2, 2007

Undercovervs Armor Lid

LIGHT, CAMERA, MALVINAS!! SAVE


CONCLUSIONS:

-nefarious military junta! that sought to legitimize their criminal and decadent government with a supposed victory in the Falklands.

-nefarious witch Thatcher, who used to legitimize the war in power since been losing popularity points with a strike that paralyzed the country.

-harmful
the Yankees, who turned away from the TIAR, which themselves were designed to that if attacked the USSR, all Americans join us in a hypothetical war. They fucked up in the treaty (sorry, can not find another appropriate term) and saw their ancestral cashing allies.

-Nefasto

about the Pinochet government also genocidal, with intelligence, surveillance and transporting troops and supplies to the British. Glorious

-performance fighters and support that people gave, which could, to the heroes who were sent to certain death and now are forgotten and abused! They are pristine!
The Malvinas are at the heart of every Argentine.

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then part of the interview with Leopoldo Fortunato Galtieri, de facto president during the Falklands War, conducted by Italian journalist Oriana Fallaci and published in Cambio 16, which prefer to call BEATEN.


Leopoldo Galtieri ... Things have changed since the Second World War empires have fallen and the mentality of people has changed both individual and national sense. In other words, it was found freedom. But there are still remnants of that empire and imperialist behavior, traces of colonialism. All which is unacceptable in a civilized era like ours. Would have to rebel.

Oriana Fallaci: holy words, Mr. President, but they sound a little strange to hear them uttered by you, the representative of a regime that does not know what to do with freedom and it kills. Theirs is a dictatorship, Mr. President, do not forget.

Leopoldo Galtieri: I would not call it dictatorship. Here people speak more than a democratic regime. The regime is not democratic, I agree. But it is hard even in other countries defined as democratic. (...) Oriana Fallaci

: If you think so, not like belonging to a country most beloved, most respected, where there is a democracy and people think, speak, live without being killed by any captain Astiz?

Leopoldo Galtieri: Democracy is the highest aspiration of the President Galtieri, his family and most of the Argentines. In fact, democratic life will be restored soon in Argentina: The law on political parties has already been enacted by the government and will be released next month. Be the first step to normal and at that time, the Forces Armed shall not put more the role played today. At least I hope so. (sic) .

Oriana Fallaci: Yes, but what is done to establish, almost inventing a democracy after thousands of opponents have been massacred, that is, after the country has been deprived of so many young lives and so many fresh minds? And if you really so fond of democracy, why is saying that the polls are well stored in the basement?

Leopoldo Galtieri: Because they are! to be used again. If you do not have burned, right? But let me answer about the young minds of those who are deprived the country ... They were not representing the opposition wanted the power and point! Just wanted to reach with the methods that you detest.

Oriana Fallaci: why does one of the heads of those murderers as post commander of Georgia? I speak, so for instance, the infamous Captain Astiz is now the victim because the English have a prisoner.

Leopoldo Galtieri: Captain Astiz belongs to the navy as 500 other officers who hold their rank and responsibility. Because of his rank and that responsibility was found at the outpost in Georgia when we recover the islands. The charges against him should be tested, lady journalist, and as a good Democrat you should know that an indictment is not no good without proof with testimonials and facts (...).

Oriana Fallaci: Mr. President, in terms of books I read, even too much of this shame. And you can not compare with the missing soldiers who die in war. A missing person is a person who is arrested or kidnapped by a paramilitary group because they think like you, paramilitary groups that you invented and now control more and are then taken to the military police tortured to death and buried without his name on any grave or perhaps thrown into the sea or the River Plate. And the rest are crap, excuse the brutality.

Leopoldo Galtieri: But enough of the past Ms. Fallaci, let us turn instead of the future.

Oriana Fallaci: Well ... the future me looks pretty dark for you, Mr. Chairman. Many people say that because of this war you will not continue as president and that his days are numbered.


Photo: Facundo Fernandez