confess that this question is troubling me a lot.
I honestly do not feel old at all. I keep doing the same crap I did when I was twenty-something, I'm still wearing the same haircut from four or five years and to retain pilchas I used before I was twenty, in case they come back into fashion.
However, on reflection, some incipient signs of aging begin to assail me. When I do fall from the palm youth are bystanders (those who do not give them the smallest of the trusts to be torn in this way) I find particularly annoying. Tucked
leg or others, and reconsidering, I made a list for the purpose of recognizing some key milestones that mark the passage to the verge of decay, that I hesitate to call AGING.
Here are some examples, and already, the house invites you to add occurrences in this regard.
BEGIN TO BE OLD WHEN:
1) When buying a lipstick, the seller will end fitting a wrinkle cream.
2) When ordering a carefree package instead offer you an adult diaper.
3) Your child gives you a knot in the skin that sags around his neck.
4) The slide in the street does not hurt the newsprint but hip fracture.
5) The photoshop makes you indispensable.
6) You think to get in alone and lonely.
7) We offer life insurance.
8) I only stop on the road to ask the time.
9) You confused with the grandmother of your children.
10) You mistake for your friend's mother a few years younger.
11) "Lady of the Four Decades" Arjona you start to seem worthy of the Grammy.
12) Menstruation makes you happy because it came not by NO might be pregnant.
13) began to insist that what matters is what is inside.
14) The butcher stop beware the best cuts.
15) The ophthalmologist decision: Presbyopia gradually.
16) You shake the documentary more than the erotic films.
17) get interested in the cachet of Plastic Surgeons.
18) The purpose of your savings is not for pilchas or trips, but for the botox.
19) The cell you find an item ultra-sophisticated technology.
20) Instead of offering "favors" will offer seating.
21) It is most likely a close encounter of the third type that a sexual encounter with any type.
22) Al laugh with Mork and Mindy, the boys are calling psychiatric emergencies.
23) The problem is not coughing and colds, but you miss the piss.
24) The music you love dies at 80 '.
25) Richard Gere has yet to say PAPIIIIITO!
26) The Mickey Mouse T-shirts horrible you start to be nice, if only to walk homely.
27) Someone proposed I met a week to live together to enjoy "the little time left" (and over, you say yes).
28) When trying to prove a duds that you love, the vendor says, "Lady, wearing as you are in the hanger next door."
29) Do not go out to walk NOT because they do not like, but mortal pain of bunions.
30) Your boobs confirm the veracity of the theory of gravity.
31) You are more interested in saving whales than saving a relationship.
32) As concerns sadomasochistic relationships, rather than fetter to bed, I placed a hood.
33) The sense of having candles not to spend a romantic evening, but deodorizing.
THEY BEGIN TO BE OLD WHEN:
1) consume more Viagra than aspirin.
2) The number of Schwanek is under the refrigerator magnet.
3) They leave hair grow longer than one side to cross to the other with the help of hair gel, to "hide" the bare.
4) begin to consider purchasing a barbecue on the Internet.
5) In a street fight, do not beat them, NO respect for the privileged but physical age.
6) No wet shoes in a public restroom is a real dilemma.
7) The purpose of the meeting former classmates are not the anniversaries but wakes.
8) At the same time realize that their co-displays age are made shit.
9) They get excited to attract the attention of the Pendex (although they only look at the car).
